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Choose Your Membership

  • Basic Membership

    Become a cult member!
    • Membership!
    • Bragging Rights!
    • Guidance...sort of?
  • Premium Membership

    Identical to a basic membership, but you get a t-shirt!
    • Everything included in the basic membership
    • T-shirt!

By signing up for a membership, you affirm that you are over the age of 18, or otherwise of age to be considered an adult in your place of residence.

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