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Choose Your Membership

  • Basic Membership

    0$
    Become a cult member!
    Free Plan
    • Membership!
    • Bragging Rights!
    • Guidance...sort of?

  • Premium Membership

    5$
    Identical to a basic membership, but you get a bumper sticker!
     
    • Everything included in the basic membership
    • Sticker!

By signing up for a membership, you affirm that you are over the age of 18, or otherwise of age to be considered an adult in your place of residence.

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